martydom 

The way dumbass kids on Call of Duty 4 pronounce (and apparently now spell) the word MARTYRDOM (note the R), a word they apparently had never heard before playing this game. Martyrdom is supposed to mean sacrificing one's life for a belief, as in to be a martyr (not a "marty"), and the Perk in COD4 is a reference to suicide bombers. Note: Real life suicide bombers do not shit grenades immediately upon death.

Kid: Man "marty-dom" is awesome.
Me: Do you mean "mar-der-dom"?
British guy: Don't you mean "mah-tra-dom"?
Kid: I still think it's martydom 'cause that's what everyone else says.

martydom by Cody the stoner January 21, 2009

martydom 

Martydom is an extremely noobish perk that noobs in call of duty 4: modern warfare online use. Martydom is mostly used by noobs attracted to it because it encourages you to die. When selected this handy little perk is activated when the noob proceeds to die. Once the noob is dead he/she will automatically immediantly drop a live grenade killing someone in an extremely noobish way. The martydom noob can be easily found in hardcore games where friendly fire is on. It is suggested that you do not follow teammates in hardcore mode because they most likely have martydom on.

1. *Martydom noob is killed by kthxbi454*
*kthhxbi454 is killed by martydom noob*
martydom noob: hahahaha u suck bra
kthxbi454: k

2. * Martydom noob is killed by rawritsalion5*
* kthxbi454 is TEAMKILLED by martydom noob*
kthxbi454: are you serious? TURN OFF YOUR MARTYDOM IN HARDCORE
Martydom noob: d00d ur just jealous u dont has teh martydom

martydom by lol its me January 13, 2008

Martydom Gift 

noun, adjective, and verb

Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper

Definition:
1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".
2. To fart before walking away from someone.
3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.
4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.

1. "Damn... that man..... he is a martydom gifter.
2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.
3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."
4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"

Martydom Gift by nastynutsac June 9, 2009

Facebook martyrdom

Expressing a belief via a wall or status update on Facebook with full knowledge of the inevitable disproportionate backlash and furore it will cause. This is usually carried out as a final act before facebook suicide.

Me: You know what, I actually can't stand Katy Perry. Her music is crap. Exhibit A: her latest hit 'California Girls' shamelessly copies the instrumentation from Ke$ha's 'TikTok'. Her music is neither original nor artistic, typical of pop nowadays.
KPfan1: wot u talking bout!! her music is ammmaaaazing!! just jealous cos u'll never be as happy or successful as her!
KPfan2: yeah i know get a life! stop being harsh to her!!!
KPfan3: why you havin a go at her!!!! leave katy perry alone!!!!
KPfan4: oooooohhhhh myyyy gosddd! you didn't just say that!!!!!
Me: Well, this is a typical case of Facebook martyrdom...I have no regrets.

Facebook martyrdom by Platonics. November 12, 2010

Martyrdom 

One of the Call of Duty 4 perks online. This is where you drop a grenade once you die. Mostly pisses people off.

I freaking hate it when the other players have the Martyrdom perk in their class. I never get away in time.

Martyrdom by Keater January 7, 2008

Markydomi

stupid ass retard uncapable of forming basic thoughts without his brain shutting down

no one fucking cares markydomi

Markydomi by :bruhcat: June 6, 2021

Martyrdom 

While once having a positive sacrificial meaning, now polluted by Activision's knack for an attempt to make death less fail and more win. Martyrdom was an intended military training program first seen in one of Activision's popular video game titles Call of Duty 4 as a simulation for a possible military technique to increases the chances of winning a war after failing. Their program would teach our soldiers to always have a grenade ready, pin pulled, in case they died by an onslaught of P-90 sub-machine guns, to get satisfy their already emotionless mind's need for revenge.

While Call of Duty 4 showed tremendous progress to the number of players using the perk, they also noticed the perk-users' average IQ stood on average below room temperature. This soon got worse and all attempts to shoot the opposing force ceased, since dying made the game easier increasing your number of kills masking your dull wits.

The data collected showed that even the noobiest player, noobtube and all, can kill the best hacker making citizens more and more equal. The military quickly backed out to avoid promoting communism among their soldiers representing America and avoid the title: "Asshat."

Activision has now turned to GM for a possible investment.

Turn off Martyrdom!

Martyrdom by -Rogue- September 30, 2009