person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
by narson May 12, 2021
Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.
by Purple11star December 23, 2022
The adoption of a man that is too old to be adopted. To avoid confusion, the parents is called wife, while the adopted man will be referred to as husband.
May occasionally result in sex.
May occasionally result in sex.
by sharkdinner July 1, 2022
The culmination of life and love. Raised right, distance overcome. Unconditional even when tough and strong when faced with our world today. Gleaming oneness in a world so intent on separation.
Look at those guys. With the world how it is today, it is great to see people who are going to have a beautiful marriage.
by YouAreWrongCannonball967 September 21, 2023
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 5, 2022
My great-grandaunt-by-marriage is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 26, 2023