person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
by narson May 12, 2021
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A relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.
by Purple11star December 23, 2022
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The adoption of a man that is too old to be adopted. To avoid confusion, the parents is called wife, while the adopted man will be referred to as husband.

May occasionally result in sex.
My marriage is great, I did not wear mismatched socks in years!
by sharkdinner July 1, 2022
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The culmination of life and love. Raised right, distance overcome. Unconditional even when tough and strong when faced with our world today. Gleaming oneness in a world so intent on separation.
Look at those guys. With the world how it is today, it is great to see people who are going to have a beautiful marriage.
by YouAreWrongCannonball967 September 21, 2023
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An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone
Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 5, 2022
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