marmalise 

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

marmalise by Chris February 27, 2005

marmalized 

damage, , destroy ,something from what it first was to resemble nothing

when you have an object, or food and you mess with it to the point that it is unrecognizible as the thing it was before .
so say you have a sandwich and you prod,pick and poke at it so that it does not look like anything, that means you have marmalized the sandwich.

marmalized by minniememouse121 April 25, 2010

marselise 

Baddest Bitch On The Planet. She Mean As Fuck And Will Take Yo Nigga. Marselise Aint Trippin On Yall Hoes She Focused On Doing Better Than You. Start Shit With Her And It Aint Gon Never End. Marselise A Real Bitch Unlike You.

Look At How Marselise Make Them Niggas Stare !

marselise by Lulgurb March 27, 2017

Marbelized Poo 

When you have so much anal sex your poo is intertwined with sperm. It looks like a steak that has fat running throughout it. We call that a marbleized steak. You get the same effect with sperm filled shit.

Doctor: I’m afraid you have a severe blockage of marbelized poo lodged in your colon.

Patient: I was bum humped by three men last night. Is it bad that I pretended I was passed out at a party, but I wasn’t? I enjoyed every waking moment of it.

Marbelized Poo by T-Money66 January 20, 2018

Marmalized 

To get marmalized is to get injured or distorted horrendously to look as if you you could be scooped up into a jar and look like marmalade

Preston: omg that man has been hit by a car he looks aweful
Leon: he is marmalized

Marmalized by leebubb June 2, 2017

marmalised 

to be serverely beaten similar to creamed

when the pikeys kicked off i got completly marmalised

marmalised by finlay June 20, 2006

marelise 

the funniest, hottest, and wonderful person in the world. She is probably awaze at roblox, loves sour trollis, and has the cutest pets! 😫🙌🏼

Hey that is Marelise!

marelise by urmomisinmybedsheets October 10, 2021