markerwipe 

(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.

"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."

markerwipe by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

marker rape 

when someone writes on you without your knowing untill you've already been marked on OR!
when someone writes on you with your consent, but you didnt know what they were gonna write.
OR!!
when someone marks on you against your will, and you cants stop 'em!!

places:hand, arm, face, inner thigh

1. i was marker raped in history class, at least it was a highlighter....
2. oh noes!!! i thought she was gonna draw a flower on me hand but she drew a cock!!! O.O!!!
3. my friend and her friends are so crazy!! they marker raped her inner thigh with Sharpie WTF!!!??

marker rape by squidelli_spooch February 11, 2007

murderrape 

The process by which someone simultaneously rapes and murders someone, although not necessarily in that order. The murder can be caused by the raping, or the raping can be caused by the murder. In addition, this phenomenon is not limited to well-endowed men. A woman, equipped with the proper apparatus (eg dildos, tool handles, cornish game hens, an Ayn Rand novel) is equally possible of committing murderrape on people of either sex.

I am going to murderrape Stephanie Meyer for the literary holocaust that is Twilight.

murderrape by Sublime Surprise February 17, 2010