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Little short pudgy ass pizza making plumbing looking mutherfucking italian whose brother luigi should get all the hoes and beat his ass but is upstaged by this Giovanni looking muthafucka.
"It's a me Mario... Fuck You You bitch nigga mario... BANS
by lickitty split February 14, 2008
In a competitive video game, the standard playable character whose attributes are completely balanced, making him or her extremely boring to play. A Mario is usually the main character of the game and a measuring stick for the skill of a player, if anything.
Ryu doesn't have a lot of either speed or power. He's the Mario of the Street Fighter series.
by I liek mudkipz October 27, 2007
a giant douchebag
That kid just called you fat. He's such a Mario
by wordmaster1000 April 12, 2010
to jump over something unlikely to get to something insignificant.
Can you believe how that fat ass marioed over those tables to get to the vending machine?
by extraz February 12, 2006
Fat Mexican thats very fruity. Sucks at boxing. has no life. likes carne asadas. dumbfounded.
your such a mario
by I friking love u November 10, 2008
1)A Mexican dishwasher guy working in the back of a restaurant who's constantly getting wet thinking of other guys in the vicinity.
2)A woman born with two small balls in the pubic area.
3)A man who inherited 23 homosexual chromosomes from a gay sperm cell.
Scientists are investigating how a gay sperm cell ended up fertilizing a female egg. This phenomenom is called the Mario, since most gay sperm cells only survive inside a male's ass.
by James502949 September 02, 2008
A Papi Chulo! Sweet Kind, everything a papi-chulo is.
Also atleast 6 inches. Mostly attached to the last name Garcia. At times can become somewhat related or in the same sentance as "I had a flower girl ____" or "Will last night___"
Works as a man whore in the future. Has numerous kids do the consequences of lacking patience.
Look at that Mario! He's such a Papi-chulo!
by PRINCESS LALI August 03, 2007