Steaming Marge

The remnants left in the toilet after a person shits, and fails to flush.

Shaina began to gag, after entering the restroom, and discovering a Steaming Marge floating in the toilet.

by One Two February 7, 2008

Marge Simpson

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 17, 2003

marge simpson

the TV mom whose hair is large.

"when you get a penny from a chum
don't just buy some bubble gum
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if you see a nickel in the snow
don't just blow it on a picture show
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if u spy a quarter in a pie...

by equine_attraction_00 June 27, 2004

marge it up

v.

to get drunk on nothing but Long Island Iced Teas, the preferred drink of Marge Simpson.

"Me and Tifanie were at the Biltmore and they were doing a special on double Long Island Iced Teas, so we decided to marge it up all night and we were trashed by the time we got home."

"Damn, I marged it up so hard last night, my hair practically turned blue."

by RazzyFoxtrot October 27, 2009

Large Marge

that evil bitch from that Pee-Wee movie who tormented me in my childhood.

Holy Jesus! Nooooooo! It's that bitch, Large Marge!

by Frank Booth February 7, 2005

Wally and Marge

Derogatory slang term for naive, elderly Midwestern tourist couples that visit the Jersey Shore. Often arrive as part of tour groups visiting Atlantic City.

See also gunderson, bennies, and shoobies.

Can you believe it? Wally and Marge over there just asked me what part of town could they see houses that belong to real Mafia guys! (Note: I really was asked that question by a real Wally and Marge!)

by Led Zeppole December 12, 2003

Marge Simpson

Age: 36
Height: 5'6" (Not counting the 3 Feet of hair)
Weight: 120 lbs.
Hair Color: Blue #56
Real Hair Color: Grey/Greyish (like Patty and Selma)
Fear: Of Flying
Three Favorite Things: Her Family, Cleaning, and Cooking

If Marge did keep the implants, and lowered her hair to make it long and silky, I'd call her a MILF too. (What about (Stacy's Mom?) Otherwise, Marge is too normal.

by G-Union February 24, 2004