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A synonym of mum, especially applicable to marge simpson type mothers
My marge is making dinner tonight, I can't come out.
by kernkraft88 September 27, 2007
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the name of a girl whose personality cannot be summed up with words because it's better than words
marge is awesome
by Alonzo Thompson January 29, 2009
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To shove something up somebody's ass (usually a penis), only for them to have it in their mouth afterwards.

This is commonly referred to a poopsicle, or anal sex followed by oral sex.
Jack totally marged Marge in a stairwell after the Rock Studio Concert. Her cornhole was indeed seeping wet.

Marge consumed her own feces off Jack's twanger, during the infamous period where she was furiously marged.

Marge's seeping wet cornhole was the resultant of being marged.
by K-SAS November 06, 2005
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A marge is a long ash either on a cigar ciggarette or joint, that is passed from one person to the next.
Don't marge me, I don't want ash in my car.
by Nicky Dz April 08, 2010
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Short for margerine, and used as a nickname for a loose woman- both are 'easy to spread'.
Hey 'Marge'! How many guys you hook up with this weekend?
by halfjack July 26, 2007
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verb: to stalk or shadow a romantic interest, to spy on a lover, running secret missions on one's love interest.
1 The only reason I marged him was because he was having dinner with an ex flame. 2 I enjoy the thrill of the marge.
by Biffy Law August 13, 2006
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Marge: When a blunt is being passed around, someone doesn't ash it, and when you get the blunt it looks like Marge from the Simpsons.
Mark: Hits blunt.. Hands it to Alex.
Alex: Stop handing me a Marge.
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