Top Definition
A meaningless expression used by furrys who can't or won't decide on a word to express the emotional state.

A furry "meh" basicly.
Fox: So how was your day?
Skunk: Marf
by Mr Yin January 05, 2009
Used as a replacement for any verb, marf can be useful in many situations.

Forms- Marf, Marfing, Marfed
Me and Dave were marfing last night, and he marfed my fucking keyboard! I am going to marf him into 1985 for that shiz!
by wazzledoozle September 05, 2006
A small amount of regurgitated stomach contents (barf), that is not thrown up with much force. The contents only make it as far as your mouth. The "m" for mouth is substituted for the "b" in barf, hence marf. Usually you don't know it's coming and it is commonly simultaneous with a burp or hiccup. Can be used as a verb or a noun.
Neal: Uhhh, i just barfed in my mouth.
Peter: Ya, marf tastes pretty fucking gross.
by mgchnds September 14, 2011
stuff food in your face with no discretion or regard for quantity whatsoever
"i marfed that box of mac and cheese"

"ima marf this bbq chicken"

Me:"Where are my cheese puffs?"

You: " I marfed them all"
by daveydtheemc June 14, 2011
Any human-like creature that is one or more of the following: greedy, horny, smelly, has tendencies to indulge in sexual acts with little girls, or will walk into any house unannounced and eat any and/or all food in the area.
"You're such a goddamn marf, fuck!"
by shart666 January 19, 2009
a word that you use to express agitation, excitment or any other emotion rather then saying a whole sentence
"BRITTANY DO THE DISHES!!" mad commandment
MARF! (agitation)
by hbw August 31, 2008
Basically it's Otha's version of "scarfing" down some food, the only way he can.
Man duuuuuuuuuude.... I got really high and totally marfed down a gallon of ice cream, two pizzas, a pound of M&M's and a bucket of chicken wings in one sitting!
by soggynachosdirtyunderwear February 16, 2011
Marf- Middle Aged Rugby Fan

(in traffic) "stupid marf wont get his massive range rover out of the way!"
Marf- A marf is a middle-upper class man in his 30's to 50's who attends rugby games with his family usually in tow. Usually found in and around the south west London area and other parts of england.

Marf's wear rugy shirts or polo's and usually have rainbow tinted skiing sunglassed perched atop their head.

Other essential accessories include rolex/omega sports watches.

Their defining items of clothing are sandles and knee length khaki shorts.

Their vehicle of choice is nearly always a range rover v8 sport, or mid sized mercedes saloon.

They are never seen without a plastic beer cup in hand, and are notorious for littering the towns they visit where the games are being held with rubbish. Driving tipsy and acting aloof is part of what they do. They can be (after a drink) very obnoxious, however some are not bad people at all and can be actually good people.

Pimm's in a jug is their drink of choice. Their sons are skinny and have 60's haircuts, with names like alfred, charlie, archie or jonathon.
by Kodackamera August 24, 2009

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