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julianna marcotte 

The way I would describe the words "Julianna Marcotte" would be the only person I know that could do everything she does and still keep a smile on her face; She constantly puts up with everyones shit and still manages to keep up with hers too. Her life is a living hell but she pushes through to be strong for her mom and the people around her.

Please listen to the upcoming words <3.

Her Mom,
Julianna Marcotte can be ignorant to many things in her life, such as, she thinks that she does nothing for her mom and sort of leaves her out to dry. THIS IS FALSE. Julianna Marcotte struggles with many things. She juggles school, helping around the house, being there for her friends and family while also having other personal issues. She thinks she can be too self centred sometimes but its actually the opposite. She rips herself apart because she looks out for people too much while not knowing what she's doing to herself. She needs to put her mother first, then herself and, then she can start to worry act others

School,

Julianna Marcotte is a OUTSTANDING student and a profound mathematician. She get extraordinary grades in all of her classes, yet still isn't satisfied. She has to get it through her head that she is one of the smartest people I know and that she can do a lot more than she thinks. i know her and if she puts her mind to something, she can achieve it if she puts in her effort.

ily julianna<3
don't let anything or anyone bring you down.

Sincerely,

Anonymous.
"Oh have you heard of that girl?"-person 1
"oh Julianna Marcotte?"-person 2
"yea her COCK IS HUGE"-person 1

"yea I know I saw it poking out of her shoe a couple days ago"-person2
"and she has this smoking hot boyfriend Larry'-person 1
"THIS IS I, BIG DICK LARRY"-Larry
"OMG ITS LARRY" "WOW HE'S SO HOT" *crowd cheers*
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julianna marcotte 

The way I would describe the words "Julianna Marcotte" would be the only person I know that could do everything she does and still keep a smile on her face; She constantly puts up with everyones shit and still manages to keep up with hers too. Her life is a living hell but she pushes through to be strong for her mom and the people around her.

Please listen to the upcoming words <3.

Her Mom,
Julianna Marcotte can be ignorant to many things in her life, such as, she thinks that she does nothing for her mom and sort of leaves her out to dry. THIS IS FALSE. Julianna Marcotte struggles with many things. She juggles school, helping around the house, being there for her friends and family while also having other personal issues. She thinks she can be too self centred sometimes but its actually the opposite. She rips herself apart because she looks out for people too much while not knowing what she's doing to herself. She needs to put her mother first, then herself and, then she can start to worry act others

School,

Julianna Marcotte is a OUTSTANDING student and a profound mathematician. She get extraordinary grades in all of her classes, yet still isn't satisfied. She has to get it through her head that she is one of the smartest people I know and that she can do a lot more than she thinks. i know her and if she puts her mind to something, she can achieve it if she puts in her effort.

ily julianna<3
don't let anything or anyone bring you down.

Sincerely,

Anonymous.
"Oh have you heard of that girl?"-person 1
"oh Julianna Marcotte?"-person 2
"yea her COCK IS HUGE"-person 1

"yea I know I saw it poking out of her shoe a couple days ago"-person2
"and she has this smoking hot boyfriend Larry'-person 1
"THIS IS I, BIG DICK LARRY"-Larry
"OMG ITS LARRY" "WOW HE'S SO HOT" *crowd cheers*

marcotee 

A medium sized, middle- aged man. Marco is a common name for men over 40, who has a fairly wide stomach. Name originated from older men who resemble the figure of a manatee.
Wow, that sure is a Marcotee down on the beach of Puerto Rico. Have you seen that beer belly?
marcotee by iguanaspecial22 May 11, 2018

Lily Marcottee 

A hot ass bitch who should show me her tits and let me eat her out. Honestly cute and funny. C’mon bro I pinky promise.
Dang, Lily Marcottee is looking fire tonight.

Marlotte 

A cute girl with lots of makeup that loves daydreaming. Because of her alcohol addiction, she sometimes has troubles with the most simple things in life, like opening doors and keeping her balance while cycling. She is very depend on her handsome, awesome and witty boyfriend, who's trying to restrain and look after her as best as he can. She's very in love with a thing called Kpop, whatever that might be.
Has an addiction to marshmallows.
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
'I feel Marlotte'. A person who feels very, very soft.
Marlotte by Marmarmmmmm February 20, 2019

marlotte 

A short girl with lots of makeup that loves housekeeping tasks. Because of her alcohol addiction, she sometimes has troubles with the most simple things in life, like opening doors and keeping her balance while cycling. She is very depend on her handsome, awsome and witty boyfriend, who's trying to restrain and look after her as best as he can. She's very in love with a thing called Edward, whatever that might be.
'I feel Marlotte'. A person who feels very, very drunk.
marlotte by Awsomepersonn June 29, 2016

marcottes 

Marcottes is the best bar in Oak Forest, aka the Dirty O. Famous for its wings. You can never go wrong with Tuesdays where there are $5 mugs. Usually gets rowdy with 20-30 year olds and there parents that just got done golfing, looking for some wings, beers, darts, and hella lunch boxes. The dart board and slot machines are always hotttt. Good time in the summer with the patio. You go here for times you will never remember, with the people you will never forget at 'cottes. The Watering Hole.
Hey man wanna get whacked tonight?
Yeah, I heard everyone's headed up to Marcottes.

Wanna stop at cottes for some buckets?
Only if we can play some darts. Loser buys lunchboxes though.

Cottes tonight?
Duh...
marcottes by Towner@OFHS.edu November 9, 2020