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Marble Slab 

...when you shoot your load onto a chilled peice of marble, mix in your favorite toppings with ice cream, then serve in a cone.

Suggested Toppings: strawberry shortcake and [strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles
Hey, you that chick Eva Longoria, right?

--yeah--

...well I just gave her a Marble Slab!

--nice--
Marble Slab by theXfactor April 20, 2005

Marble slab 

What the wash cloth looks like after anal. The smeared colors from semen, poop, and blood.
Bobby gave me a marble slab the othernight.
Marble slab by 11chuck always September 15, 2021

Marble Slab Creamery

An American chain of ice cream shops owned by FAT Brands. Its corporate offices are in Atlanta, Georgia.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026