The Manus is an extremely infectious disease that is very contagious and can be transmitted instantly from the host body to an unsuspecting victim via a mere slap to the forehead.

Once the Manus is inside you, you feel the word pain you have ever experienced like the Manus is eating you alive. No matter how hard you try to pretend you do not contain the Manus, your face will distort physically different from everyone else’s, and the only thing on your mind will be getting rid of the Manus. People around an infected Manus host body will point out that you now have the ultimate shameness because you have the Manus, but remain at a safe distance and most likely cover their foreheads.

There are only two other way to gain immunity from the Manus from a particular transmitter, one of which is via blocking your forehead using you outturned palm of your hand, yet you must not let your palm touch your forehead. Instead, you may hold your palm a few millimeters in front of your head to guard yourself. If the transmitting host body tries to attack you with their Manus, and you successfully defend yourself (whereby they strike you, but not on the forehead), then you gain immunity while that host body that tried to attack you contains the Manus. Once that host body passed the Manus on to someone else, you are no longer immune.

The Manus resets every night at 12:00pm, and from that time onwards, anyone who was seen the NZ Police advertisement has the power to begin transmitting the Manus. Once the person who passes on the slap gets rid of the Manus, he/she becomes immune to the person he/she passed it onto, yet loses immunity if the slap is passed onto someone else, as the person who passed it on is always immune.

It is important to note that the word “Manus” must also be shouted at the victim to let him/her know what is happening. If the host body does not shout the word “Manus” while slapping the forehead, then the Manus remains with in them, and the person that was attempted to be victimized then becomes immune to the Manus. This is the third and final way of gaining temperamental immunity from the Manus.
Frank: Today is a nice day
Pat: Yes it is, and **slaps forehead** YOU HAVE THE MANUS
Frank: Ahhhhh, Nooo, Gosh it kills, Ahhhh
Pat: Shame!!!! Look at Frank, he has the Manus! Ooh!
by C. Norris May 11, 2006
Similar to Kobe!, but for Spurs fans. This means when you throw something in the trash can with your left hand and make it, you yell out Manu!
Sitting at a lunch table, bad sandwhich, throw it into trash can, make it. "Manu!"
by Chris Lazo February 06, 2007
Short for Manuel
Look it's Manu Neuer, Schalke 04 handsome goalkeeper.
by Neuer's girl August 13, 2010
The multipurpose opening sharing the functions of the mouth and anus in animals with a sac body plan. Mouth + Anus = Manus. Originated in 2014 at a Canadian High School in Winnipeg, Manitoba.
"Teacher, what kind of body plan do jellyfish have?"
"They rock the manus."
by 400biology February 25, 2014
Manu - short for Manuel
Manu means 'second born'

A Manu usually is a gorgeous man. He's perfect -inside and out-. Every woman wants to be with him.

Manus are intelligent, good looking, nice company. They have a great taste for music.
Damn, are you dating Manu?! Lucky you..
by onlythetruthhere December 21, 2013
A short, fat, french chef, who feeds children mash potato that tastes like cat food.
Stephen: What is this crap!
Malcolm: I guess the chef is a "Manu".
by ultranova March 11, 2015
An adjective used to describe things like an action performed by someone or a person. Usually means embarrassing.
Used mainly in New Zealand or the Pacific Island culture.
This word is heard on a NZ drink and drive tv advertisement campaign.
Tane: "Ooooh dat shit is manus ma brutha!"

John: "Oh, ya manus."
Pete: "Nah, I ain't manus. You a manus."
by xXxshawtyxXx November 26, 2006

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