Big black dragon who will probably decimate you with his big black co- counter attacks. This ruthless creature will shoot lasers at you, breathe fire at you, step on you, fuck your girlfriend, fuck your mom, maybe even your dad too if he so chooses. He’ll go further than just that though, he’ll break your will and spirit to even continue fighting and attack your personal insecurities to the point that you’re an unhinged and unstable mess.
Person 1: Yo I’m on the Ringed City rn. I’m tryna beat Darkeater Midir.
Person 2: …what did you just say? Never would I have wished to hear that name again. How grossly incandescent of you..*dies of heart failure*
Person 2: …what did you just say? Never would I have wished to hear that name again. How grossly incandescent of you..*dies of heart failure*
by RichardAndMortus June 14, 2021