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Mangulated

A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.
"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"
Mangulated by IAMTHECAKE September 5, 2012

Mastacated 

To completely tear something or someone apart.
"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"

"Yeah, he got mastacated."
Mastacated by FaShizzle March 6, 2004

Mentalate 

The act of thinking something through in your mind, usually a phrase or sentence, before actually saying it. This is usually advised by someone when a person starts spurting out random thoughts that make absolutely no sense, and add no value to the current conversation.
Guy 1: Sometimes for to being smarter, is for to being deader.

Guy 2: Dude, first you've got to mentalate it, then put it out.
Mentalate by C. Scully August 25, 2008

Mantarted 

Not to be confused with boytarted. Is when a man acts like a fool for no apparent reason. Usually ruining their relationships, or definitely pissing his wife/girlfriend off enough to warrant him sleeping on the couch and or causing the relationship to end.
Why did you beat him up? Jeff is in my college studies class, that's the only way I know him. Don't be mantarted, I wouldn't cheat on you!
Mantarted by kfly9907 January 4, 2008

Mangulated

Mangulated describes something that is horrible, possibly deformed and overall - naasty!!! It can be used by anyone and is mainly used to accentuate the word minging. Can also describe drunkness.
Uhhh, that shirt she's wearing is so mangulated!
Someone smells mangulated in here, like something has died!
Uhhh!!! He's totally mangulated!
Mangulated by Kitsune Noir September 25, 2005

mentalated 

the term used for when someone has turned mental.
e.g. oh my god that sock poo has totally mentalated her!!
or...
wow he has completely mentalated.
mentalated by mental lass April 25, 2006