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Definitions by IAMTHECAKE

introdude 

A way for 'bros' and 'brah's to say 'Hello can you please introduce me to this 'bro' or 'brah' or 'fine female' or 'ho'
Chad : "Yo Tyrone, who is that over there? They look fine and lit!"

Tyrone : "sup Chad, yeah they goooooood, I'll introdude you brah"
introdude by IAMTHECAKE July 30, 2020

cancerlled

When someone's life is cancelled by cancer, whether it be real physical cancer, or media content.
"Oh gross I have liver cancer. Guess my life is cancerlled"

"omg did you see what that politician said about issue thingymabob, today is CANCERLLED"
cancerlled by IAMTHECAKE March 5, 2019

prashamed 

an event or object which leaves you feeling both proud and ashamed.
I can't believe I ate a whole wheel of cheddar I'm so prashamed

I didnt think taking a dirty sanchez would make me feel this way I'm so prashamed.

Did you see Bob's face after Sandra told everyone she loves to play him like a rusty trombone ? he didnt know if to be proud of himself or ashamed of her. Definitely prashamed.
prashamed by IAMTHECAKE November 14, 2018
For when a comment meme or phrase or anything leave you feeling personally attacked because you relate so much to it
"I resentble this it's so me"
Resentble by IAMTHECAKE September 8, 2018

procrasturbate 

To waste time by playing with yourself in a hedonistic but ultimately pointless way.
"Some people think all I do is procrasturbate because I sit here telling myself I'm the only one who can be right and it makes me hard"

"I was going to watch a documentary on our planet to help inspire me for my thesis, but then I saw that skinflixxxx had a free ten minute preview so I ended up procrasturbating"

"That guy Kevin is such a procrasturbater, all he does is sit around playing sad classical music drinking gin whilst crying that nobody likes him"
procrasturbate by IAMTHECAKE June 17, 2013

Mangulated

A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.
"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"
Mangulated by IAMTHECAKE September 5, 2012