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marsquake 

Bob: "Woah, is that red planet shaking!"
Nick: "It's called Mars, Bob."
Bob: "Must be an earthquake."
Nick: "You mean a marsquake..."
Bob: "I never liked you very much."
marsquake by Caliber Magazine July 19, 2011

mansquatch 

An extremely hairy oversized smelly male human or human like creature. Often spotted on beaches on nice summer days. Sightings of Sasquatch, bigfoot, yeti, and Robin Williams are often misreported after a mansquatch is spotted.

Combination of the words man and sasquatch.
We were ogling some hot babes on Oak Street Beach when a gold chain laden mansquatch blocked our view. The smell was overwhelming.
mansquatch by irishpirate August 2, 2007

Manspeak 

A series of short guttural noises that convey a large amount of meaning between two or more members of the male species. (Warning: not understood by women, feminine males, or trannies)(c)
Boy: "Grunt"
Other Boy: "I totally understand"
Definiton of grunt:"I have had a bad day please leave me alone"

Ex: I cant understand you I am too sensitive to translate your manspeak
Manspeak by ashton M March 20, 2008

manstreaking 

When a man's girlfriend tries to rid him of his friends.
Your girlfriend is manstreaking, you should dump her.
manstreaking by *Karma June 24, 2011

manspeaking

Manspeaking is when, among a conversation of women, a man speaks without first being spoken to. This term is used by feminist to silence a man who's speaking when their input in the conversation is not needed. To avoid manspeaking, you must wait to be spoken to first before saying a word. If you're not spoken to, stick to being the obedient, silent, good male feminist that you're supposed to be.
(NOTE: manspeaking usually only applies to conversations among feminists)
Feminist 1: that's the problem with this hetero-patriarchal society we live in.
Feminist 2: Yes. exactly.
Male: Yeah. The patriarchy is terrible.
Feminist 1: stop MANSPEAKING. No one asked you to say anything about this.

squeaky mcsqueakers

a random word punned by me and my pals.
really random.
used to express someone's name that you think is annoying
Dang! Paul is a squeaky mcsqueakers.
Chea boi!