Feminist: Excuse Me, Can You Stop Manspreading Please? We Need That Seat To Discuss Instagram
Man: Fuck Off You Feminist Scum.
Man: Fuck Off You Feminist Scum.
by Infinity0706 March 19, 2018
The act of sitting down so as to not smash one's testicles uncomfortably between ones thighs. Often found offensive by women that are either ignorant of the male anatomy, live in a fantasy world where everyone has a vagina and unicorns are real, or simply want to castrate the opposite sex out of pure, unadulterated, hate-filled sexism. In either case it's a term used in bigotry.
by YellowSmurf December 20, 2018
Something the buzzfeed YouTube channel doesn't know the definition of. Also commonly overexaggerated by third-wave feminists.they say things like "oh,you don't need 24 inches between your knees!no.we don't.we need only around 3-5 .usually that's to the very edge of OUR SEAT.as in,it doesn't go ON YOURS.like the borders of the seat are a box,the legs usually don't go out of that box.
(In video) Look!there are only 5 or so people on this subway train and he is lying down!that only leaves around 5-7 seats for the rest of us! Manspreading misogynistic shit!
by PlatinumBeast April 2, 2017
An act of aggression toward's turtles in Austin,Texas by shoving vacuum cleaners up bathtub faucets,They are more oppressed than the gamers and even the Sunny Boys theyve been oppressed on the highways since 700bc
Danny the back turtle was walking up to the dollar general one day and he see the greatest act of oppression and aggression to him and his kind Filthy straight white males were walking around the store and stuck vacuums up not just faucets but putting them in the bags of cocaine too, he died of manspreading
by Osokegghj October 1, 2018
When a third wave feminist has been brainwashed by Cultural Marxism and so severely dumbed down by Academia, Hollywood and the Mainstream Media to believe that a Penis and testicles don't necessarily exist on a man, but are interchangeable due to gender-fluidity, so there should be zero reason to leave space for external organs when sitting down on public transportation.
I couldn't fckn' believe it. I was sitting across from this privileged white male on the train trying to post selfies to all my Instagram friends, and he's directly in front of me reading a book called Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell or something just manspreading in front of me the entire time. Then this elderly lady and some homeless vet who seems to be disabled or something actually asked me to move my Coach bags off the seats next to me so they could sit down!!!! Seriously, I hate this country!
by Red Pillar January 26, 2019
When men have to open up their legs while sitting because they don’t want to crush their balls they can’t help it ladies stop complaining
Female 1: tell him to move he’s manspreading
Female 2:don’t take up 2 seats that’s so disrespectful
Male: I’m sorry I don’t want to crush my massive balls
Female 2:don’t take up 2 seats that’s so disrespectful
Male: I’m sorry I don’t want to crush my massive balls
by Lilpeejishot April 26, 2020
by krizzzle August 25, 2017