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Manshake 

A woman with a handshake stronger than most men. Women with a manshake should not be crossed lightly, as they take no shit, and they probably have more balls than the average men. Women who have a manshake have great character, and are going places.
John:Damn, did she shake your hand?

Chad:Yeah, I made the mistake of being a wet noodle. That woman has a manshake.

John:Yeah, that woman is going places.
Manshake by Rae$ February 7, 2017
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monthaversary 

instead, of the traditional yearly anniversary, a monthaversary occurs once a month and it is usually celebrated by younger couples who are grateful their relationship has even survived a month
Girl: Gosh I hope he doesn't forget out 5th monthaversary!
monthaversary by lizzy135 March 8, 2011

manshame 

When someone is so comprehensively beaten by an opponent that it is likened to being sodomised.
The All Blacks just manshamed England.

That was a total manshaming, prison-style with no lube.
manshame by Shrekles June 29, 2009

manshower 

A baby shower thrown in honor of a dad-to-be. Also called a mower (pronounced "mao-wer"), the manshower will usually involve a round of golf or some other athletic activity with just the fellas, as a sort-of last outing with the dad-to-be before he has to reprioritize (and rightfully so) his free time in order to accommodate his growing family's many needs. To qualify as a true mower, the athletic activity must be followed by a post-activity meal consisting of beef and beer.
Jack: "Dude, are you going to Kur's baby's shower?"
Drew: "No, man, I don't do finger foods, and baby games, and gift exchanges."
Jack: "My bad, I meant are you going to Kur's manshower?"
Drew: "Why didn't you say so? When's the tee time?"
manshower by Jack & Drew February 4, 2008

Manhaters 

Someone who is not fond of men.
This group of manhaters do not like men.
Manhaters by JefferyLStanton March 26, 2010

monthaversary 

n 1: The monthly recurring date of a past event, especially one of historical, national, or personal importance: a relationship monthaversary (monthiversary); the monthaversary of ones birthday (bithday).

2: A celebration commemorating such a date.

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n: the date on which an event occurred in some previous month (or the celebration of it)

In dumb down stupid terms: A monthly anniversary, though usually only used in context for the first 12 months
Today is the 2nd monthaversary of that nasty hurricane that hit two months ago
monthaversary by Alex Donaldson October 16, 2005

Monthaversary 

The reccurrence of an event on the same date every month. Like a relationship for instance.
Happy Monthaversary Jonathan!
Monthaversary by GabrielahSparx November 29, 2010