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one-man party 

When a man, finding himself home alone on a weeknight with nothing to do, decides to have a drink and ends up getting shit-faced over the course of several hours.
Steve walks into work rubbing his head. "Oh man, I have a terrible hangover." "But it's a Tuesday!" Bob exclaims. "Were you out on a date?" "No, I had a one-man party last night. I watched some Netflix, played some guitar, drank a lot of whiskey."
one-man party by Mr Philibuster November 22, 2010
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one man party 

When a grown man decides to make sensual romantic mastabatory love to his own penis in the confines of his dorm room/MAF SRT room. This "party" usually occurs while the lone man is vigorously crying and listening to Mariah Carey's new smash hit "Touch My Body."
"Hey Woodward, you wanna come out to the club and pick up chicks with us tonight?"
"No man, I think I'm gonna drink a protein shake and have a one man party."
one man party by G stein April 11, 2008

Slumbering Man Party

A sleepover involving two or more members of the male sex.
"Hey- let's have a slumbering man party"
"Yeah- we could watch Rambo."

MANPARTEET 

Bad kid who knows nothing about anything
Manjot: We are going a470
Manparteet: okay
Manjot: YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CARDIFF WHY WOULD WE TAKE THE A470
MANPARTEET by mashupawesome November 23, 2021

Man Party 

A collection of men that get together and have a LAN party, but also have sports and other activities present.
Jerry : That was a great Man Party!
David: I can't wait for the next one!
Man Party by langamer999 December 8, 2012

man party 

noun; a group of elite scapers that have the ability to pleasure any beast small or large with the toss of a salad. the man party has a couple exceptions of honerary men but this is where the real salad tossing skill lies.
what? where did my pants go? my ass hole is wet... the man party must have been here.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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