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Task managered 

To be task managered:
Having your computer frozen by a nearby twat
In institutions such as schools, where the task manager command is disabled, by pressing and holding the keys Ctrl, Shift and Esc for a period of time it is easy to successfully freeze a colleague's computer. This causes them to lose all their work. TASK MANAGERED!
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manpaper 

the act of changing an unexpected persons desktop from his family or friends to a man or men comitting gay acts
Tommy logged on to his computer only to find out that Sean had manpapered him.
manpaper by VS 22 AT'S December 23, 2006
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Old Manpaper 

Don't use that old manpaper. Here, this one's new.
Old Manpaper by Mongrel Kun June 17, 2017

Manpered 

The experience of a male being taken care of or partaking in relaxing events such as getting a pedi, a good fade or massage. i.e. a woman being “pampered” by going to a salon. Pampered + man = Manpered.
Carey went to a full service barber shop to be “manpered” before his hot date.
Manpered by Big Alli G December 30, 2017
10 or dudes buttfuckin each-other in linear fashion
The boys and I lined up an had ourselves a manapeed last night
Manapeed by Alwaysdodrew October 24, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026