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Mannoism 

Named after famous Los Angeles TV/Radio personality Kevin Manno, cohost of top rated morning radio show Valentine in the Morning, person with this characteristic possesses lightning quick wit and humor with biting sarcasm. People possessing Mannoism are also known to bend the rules to the point of crossing ethical boundaries, but in a good-natured way as highlighted by popular segment “Kevin’s Unethical Life Advice”.
How do loyal Mannoism practitioners (aka Mannoist) nap in the office? You spill paper clips on the floor and sleep in front of the office door. When someone opens the door and hits your head, you wake up and say “Oh, I just spilled paper clips all over the floor!”

Ed, practicing full Mannoism, was forcibly removed from a restaurant when his date was seen brazenly smoking in the dining room. Unfortunately, he couldn’t escape without paying the dinner bill.

Andy found out the hard way that yelling “Money Up” at La Puente Wells Fargo is ill advised. Who woulda thunk that not everyone in greater LA was fully versed in Mannoism. C’est incroyable!
Mannoism by Edju August 7, 2019
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Manyaise 

noun;

1) A hand-churned greasy gob of man condiment, usually applied to a vertical cheeseburger.

2) A quantity of semen.
Dena was giving Steve a handy in the parking lot, but he accidently shot his manyaise in her hair.
Manyaise by apaterso May 1, 2009

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".
Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

manmoiselle 

The name given to a man that assumes the role of the woman around other male friends. Behavior exhibited usually consists of complaining, aggravation, or being overly possessive of the other men’s time or attention.
You ordered a beer and who cares if it is warm. Now why are you complaining about dirty napkins? Dude, we can't hang out if your going to act like a manmoiselle."
manmoiselle by Mister W. February 23, 2010

mayonaise mama 

another slang term for white girls.
damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!

mayonaise monkey 

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory
yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees
mayonaise monkey by cze August 9, 2005

Chunky Mayonaise

When a female has a yeast infection and she doesnt tell you so you stick your dick in her anyways, when you pull out you have chunky mayoniase on your dick
ew, bi-atch, u just got some chunky mayonaise of my genitals.
Chunky Mayonaise by timber12 November 1, 2010