Man Laws 

Congratulations on reading to the bottom. Go grab yourself a congratulatory beer.
If you just scrolled here anyway, hey, what says you can't have a congratulatory beer?

If this somehow gets above J-Mont's definition of "Man Laws", grab a beer, get comfortable, and read on, my friend.

Man Laws by DNottin May 25, 2013

Man Laws 

A list of unspoken rules amongst males that maintain functional order, and hierarchy similar to Girl Code.

Man laws a list of f unspoken rules amongst natural born males
Man Law dictates you don't use the middle urinal unless you're a child, elderly or desperate.
Man Law dictates you don't circle relationships even if they are dying due to drama or multiple break-ups. You wait a mandatory 7 days to make your move unless granted special permissions.
Man Law dictates that a true wing man never blocks a fellow man from flirting but stands on the peripheral to save him from trouble.
Man law dictates that players (non-monogamous males) make their intentions clear to every perspective female or be deemed as bad as dead beat dad's.
Man Law dictates that being a dead beat dad is a crime against children, women and authentic masculinity.

Man Laws by Truthbomber207 June 20, 2021

Manlash 

MANLASH (MAN-LOSH)

chopped up like 15 strips of bacon and a whole package of sausage links (20) fried in vegtable oil. 5 eggs cooked in bacon grease pound and a half of hashbrowns and cheese.glazed with syrup and mixed with ketchup

I can be made for any meal of the day

the women went in to the kitchen and made the man some "manlash"

Manlash by NO-RED August 16, 2011

manpaws 

Large, male hands that want to touch you.

"Get your dirty manpaws off me"

manpaws by unJulia February 24, 2007

manlawn 

1. the law that claims the husband's ownership of all the property outside of the home.

my wife tried to put in some azaleas, but i called manlawn.

manlawn by duncanralston June 28, 2007

manlawyer

one who strictly enforces man laws and notifies everyone when someone violates them.

Kurt waves his hands in front of the cups while playing beer pong.

Manlawyer: "That is a direct violation of a man law sir. Now drink all of your cups and we start again."

manlawyer by Chris Alfrey January 14, 2007

manawski 

Racist slang for a Chinese Jew.

"Oi manawski!"
"Racist barstard..."

manawski by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005