manitee

Ugly, but friendly large woman who shoves anything in sight down her mouth and in her box. Flapjack or stretched pillow titties are a must.

I can't believe James hooked up with that manitee.

manitee by Smoothie April 14, 2005

Manitee Joke

A referance to the episode of South Park where the Family Guy writing staff was trained manitees. In short, a manitee joke is a random (and often stupid) joke that has nothing to do with the plot/storyline of a show.

Family guy is full of manitee jokes

Manitee Joke by MyHeadHurts October 29, 2007

lusty manitee 

Manlier version of smitten kitten

Hes such a lusty manitee

lusty manitee by Cindersella May 16, 2017

Barbara Manitee 

The manitee ingénue of the daytime drama endangered love. This is the favorite tv show of Larry the cucumber and if you don’t know who that is...you should be ashamed of yourself and your family

Larry: Barbara Manitee (Manitee, Manitee) I’ll be your Mona me (Mona me, Mona me) take you to the ball (to the ball, to the ball) I hope your not too tall ( you might have trouble dancing

Barbara Manitee by Whataburger is my dad August 1, 2021

land manatee 

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.

Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.

land manatee by truehustla October 22, 2010

Mantee 

A Man who has reinvented himself and has chosen to live according to Love, Logic, Patience, and Forgiveness.

I have you seen Mantee? He's a one man team now.

Mantee by 1MT November 18, 2020

manatee 

A nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless, but gets fucked up by boats going to fast.

The manatee is cool. My sailboat is also named "Manatee"

manatee by Turtlemonkeys March 27, 2003