Mango Loco

The biggest scam monster energy has ever put out

Dude I hit the Powerade button on the vending machine and it gave me Mango Loco what the fuck

by And that’s on a whole stack June 23, 2020

mango loco

someone who has a piss kink

person 1: ahh yeah mango locos my favourite monster

person 2: wait what you have a piss kink??

by mossy boy October 17, 2021

Mango Loco

The sweetest,juiciest,bubbliest nectar to ever exist. It is superior to all the other Monster Energy flavours. Not only does it have the best can design but the flavour is immaculate. Apparently, the pure taste of it can make you ascend to Heaven.

“What Monster flavour did you get me?”
“Oh, just Mango Loco.”
“Please bare my children.”

by YourStonerUncle November 23, 2022