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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
Related Words
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Horace Mann

If I have a time machine, I would travel back to the past and shit on Horace Mann's hair.
Shit, just fuck him, fuck fuck fuck Horace Mann
Horace Mann by despertk December 10, 2021

Horace Mann

The asshole who invented school
fuck him and his relatives
Smart Kid: I like Horace Mann because he invented school.
Everyone: Fuck you, no wonder no one likes you.
Horace Mann by urbanballs February 24, 2021

Skrattar Du Förlorar Du Manen 

Swedish term used by pewdiepie meaning ‘you laugh, you lose man’ in his YLYL videos
Hey I challenge you the rule is simple ‘skrattar du förlorar du manen’.

Horace Mann

The dum man who made school just to torture kids. So parents could leave there kids and have fun.
School and Horace Mann is gay.

trash mang 

the man lives in garbage.
eats the garbage
fucks the garbage
feeds the garbage
smacks the garbage
prays to the garbage
shits the garbage
urinates the garbage
lives like the garbage
person 1: the trash mang raped mah girl yes, hurr durr
person 2: he rapes everyone.
person 3: he's my uncle john.
person 2: die
person 1: oof
person 3: no u
doornegy: die
doornegy has been kicked from the session
trash mang by a squatting slav October 11, 2018