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1. Strong-smelling toiletry (cologne, aftershave, showergel, etc.) foolishly employed by males of the human species who lack a sense of smell and who believe that their use of said scent will make them more attractive to the ladies (when, in fact, it will cause nosebleeds).
2. Axe
2. Axe
"Whoa. Boyfriend needs to tone down the manfume. The stench of his Axe is making my eyes water...and I'm standing on the opposite side of the street!"
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Mansume
The list of all the accomplishments, accolades, scores and awards of a man concerning who they have had sex with, how many partners they have had sex with and number of times, where, style, how and when. May also, but not necessarily, include information about ones Spank Bank, masturbatory habits, wish lists and references.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
1. Timmy really wants to bone that woman soon.
2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
Mansume by John Wesley February 10, 2008
Man-fume
Man-fume by JeSuisJesus April 5, 2009
manfuel
Look at that truck. It has a benchpress and fooseball table hanging out the back. Thats fucking manfuel!
manfuel by Andrew Liu September 6, 2006
manfuel
Kyle walked in his home early the next morning and found girls sleeping in his bed, left over pizza on the table, and a football game on tv. he said, "shit, THAT'S fuckin manfuel."
Kyle needed some manfuel after he caught his roomate watching lifetime, so he went and and bought beer, pizza, and watched a porno.
Kyle needed some manfuel after he caught his roomate watching lifetime, so he went and and bought beer, pizza, and watched a porno.
manfuel by William Anderson Knight September 9, 2006
manumentumaphobia
The phobia of someone stepping on your hands when they're on the ground
Comes from latin for hands (Manus) and floor (pavimentum).
I have this, even though I just made it up.
Comes from latin for hands (Manus) and floor (pavimentum).
I have this, even though I just made it up.
Billy: Hey, bob, how ya doin today?
Bob: Terrible, because some idiot just stepped on my hands like a friggin'... I don't know, minecraft pressure plate, or something
Billy: Dang, but you gonna get over it, right?
Bob: Hell naw, I got, like, manumentumaphobia, or something.
Billy: The hell is manure mental phobia?
Bob: I made it up :/
Billy, in his head: He is definitely braindead.
Bob: Terrible, because some idiot just stepped on my hands like a friggin'... I don't know, minecraft pressure plate, or something
Billy: Dang, but you gonna get over it, right?
Bob: Hell naw, I got, like, manumentumaphobia, or something.
Billy: The hell is manure mental phobia?
Bob: I made it up :/
Billy, in his head: He is definitely braindead.
manumentumaphobia by applesaue December 9, 2024