mandouche

A complete fucking idiot that thinks they are the shit.

"Man, Kenny is such a mandouche. He should just shut the fuck up."

by webmoocher.com July 13, 2008

Mandouche

A swab cotton material like object that is used to clean the mans penis inside... and out.

To order mandouche call-1-925 818 0761

Friend: Dude that lake we swam in was so dirty.

You: Ya bro im gonna go use a mandouche.

by Kevin, mark and bogdan! October 22, 2009

Crud-mandouche

When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.

Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!

by Thecrudwhisperer March 30, 2010

[mandouche]

A pretty boy pussy or overly tidy, clean cut scared man. It refers to a clean vagina after using a douche.

1. Mr. Mandouche is going to whimp out again.
2. Stop acting like a mandoushe and do it.

by undergroundking September 9, 2008