Mannoism 

Named after famous Los Angeles TV/Radio personality Kevin Manno, cohost of top rated morning radio show Valentine in the Morning, person with this characteristic possesses lightning quick wit and humor with biting sarcasm. People possessing Mannoism are also known to bend the rules to the point of crossing ethical boundaries, but in a good-natured way as highlighted by popular segment “Kevin’s Unethical Life Advice”.

How do loyal Mannoism practitioners (aka Mannoist) nap in the office? You spill paper clips on the floor and sleep in front of the office door. When someone opens the door and hits your head, you wake up and say “Oh, I just spilled paper clips all over the floor!”

Ed, practicing full Mannoism, was forcibly removed from a restaurant when his date was seen brazenly smoking in the dining room. Unfortunately, he couldn’t escape without paying the dinner bill.

Andy found out the hard way that yelling “Money Up” at La Puente Wells Fargo is ill advised. Who woulda thunk that not everyone in greater LA was fully versed in Mannoism. C’est incroyable!

Mannoism by Edju August 7, 2019

manboobs

Contrary to popular belief, not all manboobs are caused by fat. Some men are naturally born with higher amounts of estrogen then others and once they hit puberty start growing actual breast tissue. In fact, almost 1/3 of evry male has some form of it, though it may not be noticable.


But yes, most manboobs are just fat on overweight people.

King Tut had manboobs caused by estrogen. I saw it on Discovery Health Channel.

manboobs by Mike April 22, 2004

manmoiselle 

The name given to a man that assumes the role of the woman around other male friends. Behavior exhibited usually consists of complaining, aggravation, or being overly possessive of the other men’s time or attention.

You ordered a beer and who cares if it is warm. Now why are you complaining about dirty napkins? Dude, we can't hang out if your going to act like a manmoiselle."

manmoiselle by Mister W. February 23, 2010

manbow 

A manbow is a very muscular or manly male who has incredibly big and/or girly eyes, to the point that he just ends up looking silly.

"You know, I thought that bodyguard over there was totally hot until he took off his sunglasses. Total manbow."

manbow by Grabbie May 17, 2007

Manbingo

When you get banged by at least five guys in a row, like bingo.

Girl #1: Girl, whats your plans for tonight?

Girl #2: Well Tyrone and his friends said they were going to come over and do something called a manbingo. He said we'll all have fun

Manbingo by Chequema January 20, 2009

Manbound  

A Manbound is something a man must do when he does something that could be considered feminine or gay. It is like a rebound that only a man can do.

Oh shit, I just was just talking really gay on the phone to my girlfriend and my roommate Big Joe overheard me. I have to manbound by chugging a beer.

Manbound by tiger3420 March 9, 2009

Manborn 

A term that refer to one who is more manly than anybody or anything else. These people are often said to be "born of man" or "Mantastic" If you are ever graced by the presence of one who is Manborn you will know almost instantly due to your sudden urge to masturbate and uncontrollable orgasms.

Used in a sentence...

"Look at that Manborn hes so damn sexy!"
"Yea if i was a chick i would totally bang him"

or...

"Why do i have the sudden urge to shove this broom up inside me?"
"Thats because there is a Manborn over there"
"Why thank you for the information good sir"
"No problem, now you and the broom go have fun and i totally wont be watching from over there with these binoculars"
"Thanks mister!"

Manborn by Manborn November 26, 2009