Manischewitz 

Heaven in a wineglass. Tastes best cold and gets you pleasantly numb in no time.

Manischewitz Concord Grape wines are the shit!

Manischewitz by pentozali October 6, 2012

Manischewitz 

the reason why kids always go crazy on holidays with their family.

Dad: Here Mendel, try some wine we just said the bracha

Mom: Don’t give him wine, he’s only 8

Dad: don’t worry, it’s just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel

Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)

20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and can’t sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.

Manischewitz by 809 September 26, 2019

manascrewed 

In Magic:The Gathering, to not draw enough lands or mana producers, like black lotus, to play spells and win the game.

"Man, I got so manascrewed in that last game against Kai Budde. I should put a few more forests in here."

manascrewed by Montezuma999 May 28, 2003

manascrewed 

a term used in the collectible card game Magic. it is used when during the length of the game land is not drawn from the deck and usually screws you over, hence the name manascrewed.

person 1: did you see that magic game yesterday?

person 2: yeah that guy got royaly manascrewed and couldn't put anything down.

manascrewed by skel'elm May 4, 2009

Man-o-Manischewitz 

Words of exclamation. Instead of saying the redundant, Man-o-Man. When someone says or does something incredible/ incredulous one replies with Man-o-Manischewitz!!

Instead of saying Man-o-nan! I like bacon on my bagel. Man-o-Manischewitz!!
The best band ever is Hanson. Man-o-Manischewitz!!

Man-o-Manischewitz by GonzoJhawk April 22, 2023

manascrewed 

Being extremely strapped for mana, that is, not drawing enough lands/other mana sources to cast the majority or entirety of the spells in your hand.

Normally, if you are manascrewed, you will be trashed.

Opposite - manaflood

"ARGH! That's the 14th draw in a row I've not scored land! Manascrew!"

manascrewed by KHD August 27, 2003

Mindscrew 

The only person in America that voted for Bush.

<Mindscrew> Four more years!

Mindscrew by Emmanuel Goldstein September 23, 2003