Speak to a man about a Cadillac

Another alternate phrase meaning going to take a piss, uttered to a friend in a bar.

Man 1: I'm going to speak to a man about a Cadillac.
Man 2: Cool, I'll order us another round.

Speak to a man about a Cadillac by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 4, 2006

this man speaks the truth 

Used on 95% of all threads on World of Warcraft's realm forum for Grim Batol. When someone says fail, there's always another person quoting him, replying "This man speaks the truth".

Grim Batol realm forum

Forumtroll 1 - Me pwns naxx
Naxx is piece of cake, LoL!!1

Forumtroll 2 - Me pwns naxx
FAIL!

Forumtroll 3 - Me pwns naxx
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FAIL!
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This man speaks the truth

this man speaks the truth by Håkon September 5, 2006

Poor Man's Speakers 

Any vehicle's cup holders used as speakers to enhance the music volume on anyone's android, iPhone, or iPod. Important Note: The android, iPhone, or iPod's microphone (typically positioned on the top & on the back) must be placed face up and inside the cup holder. (Therefore, the android, iPhone, or iPod must be placed face down and upside down inside the cup holder to achieve the full effect of the Poor Man's Speakers.)

Johnny and I were listening to some of the greatest tunes on my iPod while using Johnny's Poor Man's speakers!

My Daddy drives us to school, so my girlfriend, Alexis, and I love to listen to that dreamy Justin Bieber song on her iPod while using Daddy's Poor Man's speakers. It drives Daddy crazy sometimes!

Poor Man's Speakers by EvilGinger84 March 18, 2013

Manspeak 

A series of short guttural noises that convey a large amount of meaning between two or more members of the male species. (Warning: not understood by women, feminine males, or trannies)(c)

Boy: "Grunt"
Other Boy: "I totally understand"
Definiton of grunt:"I have had a bad day please leave me alone"

Ex: I cant understand you I am too sensitive to translate your manspeak

Manspeak by ashton M March 20, 2008

manspeaking

Manspeaking is when, among a conversation of women, a man speaks without first being spoken to. This term is used by feminist to silence a man who's speaking when their input in the conversation is not needed. To avoid manspeaking, you must wait to be spoken to first before saying a word. If you're not spoken to, stick to being the obedient, silent, good male feminist that you're supposed to be.
(NOTE: manspeaking usually only applies to conversations among feminists)

Feminist 1: that's the problem with this hetero-patriarchal society we live in.
Feminist 2: Yes. exactly.
Male: Yeah. The patriarchy is terrible.
Feminist 1: stop MANSPEAKING. No one asked you to say anything about this.

manspeaking by ihateonthingsilove June 30, 2017

Manspeak 

1:(adj)Denotes a discussion or confession which is completely honest and completely confidential between all men present, usually 2 and usually inappropriate, sexual, and/or serious.

2:(v) to have such a discussion

1:
Mike: Holy crap dude, this is totally manspeak, but i just banged Carl's sister.
James: WTF she's 17! and hot... I wont say anything, but goddam...

2:
Carl: Mike, can i manspeak to you for a second?

Manspeak by curlyhairedmofo December 30, 2008

Manspeaking

when a man has the audacity to speak without permission from a woman

Man: Oh, hi! Good morni-
Feminist: Quit manspeaking me, you sexist pig!

Manspeaking by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023