An unmanageably large load carried to avoid making more than one trip. The phrase originates from the American South.
I took a lazy man's load of groceries out of the car and ended up dropping them all on the driveway.
by cfisher October 31, 2009
A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.
When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.
by SuperEboy January 25, 2014
The act of male ejaculation as a result of masturbating, usually taking place in a bed. Upon ejaculating(blowing his load) the individual is too tired or just too lazy to clean up his mess, leaving the load to rest on the sheets, and in and around his belly button(depending on accuracy), He then drifts off into a deep and satisfied slumber.
Guy1: "Dude I was so horny last night, but was too tired to toss 1 off"
Guy2: "Dude why didn't you just 'Lazy Man's Load' that shit?"
Guy2: "Dude why didn't you just 'Lazy Man's Load' that shit?"
by chakademus August 18, 2011
The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.
Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.
Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.
Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.
Guy #2: May god help you.
Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.
Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.
Guy #2: May god help you.
by The Lazy Man May 13, 2011
Julio gave his boss the flu, so his entire off would get off from work.
That is an example of a wingler lazy man
That is an example of a wingler lazy man
by JohnFerg3702 February 1, 2022
A modified version of the wheel barrow sex position. In this version, the guy sits on a chair or couch while the girl is in wheelbarrow position, basically leaning off with her hands pushing her off the floor. Unless it's a chair, the girl normally has to bend her knees right in order to make it work.
I was giving a lap dance to my man last night and he turned me around and had me in a lazy man's wheelbarrow.
by Julie Taylor March 12, 2019
A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.
“No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”
by Dirtydood August 19, 2021