Lazy man's load 

An unmanageably large load carried to avoid making more than one trip. The phrase originates from the American South.

I took a lazy man's load of groceries out of the car and ended up dropping them all on the driveway.

Lazy man's load by cfisher November 5, 2009

lazy man sandwich 

A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.

When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.

lazy man sandwich by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

Lazy Man's Load 

The act of male ejaculation as a result of masturbating, usually taking place in a bed. Upon ejaculating(blowing his load) the individual is too tired or just too lazy to clean up his mess, leaving the load to rest on the sheets, and in and around his belly button(depending on accuracy), He then drifts off into a deep and satisfied slumber.

Guy1: "Dude I was so horny last night, but was too tired to toss 1 off"

Guy2: "Dude why didn't you just 'Lazy Man's Load' that shit?"

Lazy Man's Load by chakademus August 22, 2011

Lazy Man's Piss 

The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.

Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.

Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.

Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.

Guy #2: May god help you.

Lazy Man's Piss by The Lazy Man June 7, 2011

Wingler lazy man 

To force someone to do/get something in order for the other person to get out of something

Julio gave his boss the flu, so his entire off would get off from work.
That is an example of a wingler lazy man

Wingler lazy man by JohnFerg3702 February 1, 2022

Lazy man's wheelbarrow 

A modified version of the wheel barrow sex position. In this version, the guy sits on a chair or couch while the girl is in wheelbarrow position, basically leaning off with her hands pushing her off the floor. Unless it's a chair, the girl normally has to bend her knees right in order to make it work.

I was giving a lap dance to my man last night and he turned me around and had me in a lazy man's wheelbarrow.

Lazy man's wheelbarrow by Julie Taylor March 12, 2019

lazy ass man

one who fails to accomplish intended tasks.

I went fishing but I didn't even get my line in the water cause I got drunk. Damn, I'm a lazy ass man.

lazy ass man by chikenliver catkiller September 14, 2008