Sly as a devil, this person inebriated beyong all reasonable doubt will chunder the contents of their previous meal and try to get away with it by expressing an over the topsmile whilst whincing their eyes.
Appearantly I changed this dude...
For some reason his friends hate me and I don't even know some of them.
He is good to me but acts differently around other people for some reason.
When you're out with the boys and a girl comes and talks to to one of them, and all of a sudden he becomes a new man acting all cool and shit. Acts professional and doesn't really joke around. Tries not to associate him with you guys anymore.
*Girls walks in*
Alex: *Casually pulls up sleeve to display watch* *Acts cool*
Alex: "Hey girls whats up,the drinks are on me"
The Boys; "Damn what a Changed Man"