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11.
man
A male human. Can be one of the following:

Man 1: Very average as a human. Likes sex more than the average woman, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with a strong woman. Very neutral.

Man 2: Bastard. Thinks men are the rulers of the earth, while women are simply meant to do all their cooking, cleaning, and cock-sucking. However, when a woman thinks women are superior or manipulates him, he gets mad and says all women are sluts. When a feminist criticizes him for his dick-headed opinions, he automatically labels her as a lesbian. Generally pretty stupid and easy to make a fool of.

Man 3: Either on the sweet side or neutral. Has more on his mind than sex. Unfortunately, is not into women.

Man 4: A REAL man. Is very sweet, when paired with the right woman, may be willing to please her almost to the point of servitude. Contrary to popular belief, this kind of man actually does exist. Often called "pussy-whipped" by other men. Unfortunately, many women do not understand what they have when they have this kind of man and may end up turning him into type 2.
Dovey: And what are your thoughts on strong women?
Man 1: I guess I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Women pretty much have been treated like crap since the beginning of time.

Man 2: Scrub the flo, bitch, then cook my dinner and give me some head!
Dovey: You lame excuse for a human. I feel as if talking to supercilious, fucktarded, machoistic piles of excrement such as yourself causes my IQ to decline.
Man 2: ... Suck my dick.
Dovey: No thanks, I'm not into beastiality.

Dovey: Well, you've been pretty polite throughout the time we've talked.
Man 3: Thank you, so have you.
Dovey: Justin Timberlake's a cute white boy.
Man 3: Meh, I prefer black guys.
Dovey: ...Dammit...

Man 4: (Actual quote) Woman: 1)what i live my life for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything a real man cares about
i would give everything i have for that woman.
Dovey: ...You are such a sweetie. The world would be a much better place with more men like you.
by Dove's Touch September 10, 2006
 
225.
Man
1. Prefix:
-1. Categirising things that are awesome or usualy as good as a man; manor, mane, manman, manbrain.
2. Suffix:
-1. Categorising things usualy not as good as a man; woman, Borman
-2. Categorising a select few exceptions from above such as things like Batman and Barman
3. Noun:
-1. an adult male person, as distinguished from a boy or a woman.
-2. the human individual as representing the species, without reference to sex because men are awesome and aliens wouldn't want to associate with a race connected to P.M.S or tampon ads; the human race; humankind.
4. Often refers to a gender that uses logic with emotion in mind, rather then the reversal of this used by many other of the human genders
1. Nice manor man, I bet you used your manman manbrain when you bought this one.
2. Who the fuck is Frank Borman? Can you ask the barman batman?
3. Hey man. (translated from alien texts)
4. Man
by Sam Oatmeal March 04, 2009
 
226.
Man
Kamina. Plain and simple.
Person 1: "Now your a real man John!"

Person 2: "Oh you mean like Kamina?"
by Ares Destroyer December 12, 2008
 
227.
man
1. The other gender of gender of the human race (seefemale), generally the stronger (muscle) gender, the less emotional gender (not counting italians) the more sex wanting one and generally the more aggressive and violent one.
Although this is generally the usual case it isn't all the time, men can be weak and emotional and not generally sex crazed or violent and women aren't always weak and emotional or slutty or money hungry and or the general stereotype. Things differ from person to person.

2. Man: A word to use when directing a statement at someone, a word used when complaining about somthing and a word that was popularised by hippies
1. That man is a sleaze ball.
2. My man is great.
3. That girl is fine, man.
4. Aw man that sucks.
5. Pass the bong maaaaannnn.....
by James Haig August 04, 2006
 
228.
man
adding the suffix man to your name gives you an air of complete legendness
yo jonman!/watup patman?
by jonny91 August 02, 2006
 
229.
man
boyfriend, husband, male partner
Ma man loves me takes me everywhere!
by Tasha March 08, 2005
 
230.
man
not a woman
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by !:[natasha]:! November 16, 2008
 
231.
man
An adult male human.
A husband.
A male lover or sweetheart.
A man is polite and chivalrous enough to hold a door for a lady.
by jeff's other girlfriend January 08, 2005