maleationship 

2 male buddies who are rather inseparable. Very into their friendship, not to say that they are homoerotic, but just extremely entwined.

Gary: yo lets hit this bar its got $1 teq till midnight. tell paul and kenny
Leeland: ehh paul and kenny are in a friggin maleationship i wouldnt be surprised if they didnt pick up the cell and went bowling

maleationship by kovstar February 24, 2007

maldation 

To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.

Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...

maldation by 8K Deathy December 7, 2020

Mancubation 

The process through which a human embryo is incubated inside of a man.

Example 1: When all else failed, the partners turned to mancubation to have a child.

Example 2: Sean loves Bob Schneider so much he would mancubate his babies.

Mancubation by Megapedia March 27, 2010

Manutation 

The reputation of a tough guy.

My girlfriend said we should get manicures and pedicures but I said, "No, it will mess up my manutation."

Manutation by Amy & Stephen January 18, 2009

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.

beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

beard maturation by someonefromearth January 1, 2010

matulation 

(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)

Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.

matulation by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009

premature e-mailulation 

The act of sending an e-mail accidently while still in the middle of typing it

Sorry about that half e-mail I sent, I was guilty of premature e-mailulation

premature e-mailulation by Fungle mcDung August 16, 2010