Malt

Malt is an acronym for massive ass, luscious tits

Chrale:Oi oi u malt

Jess: thanks char

by Ju1 June 8, 2019

Malt

Doing the dumbest thing ever... being the stupidest person ever

I just pull a malt by soaking my watermelon in water to add flavor

by ralphpeabody25 January 31, 2023

Malte Schäfers

The Person the most enormous penis in the history of the universe (the same length like Russia). Moreover he's really good at flirting and fucking. Most women like exspecially his gorgeous six pack, beautiful face and scrunch butt. Since Malte's sex appeal is out of this world, even hetrosexual men fall in love with him.

Malte Schäfers

by Lofor October 5, 2017

chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf January 19, 2016

Malte Wegbratt

Malte Wegbratt (or Toffelhjälte in swedish) is a hero that has saved us all! Once he defeated a dragon using only his left slipper (and he is right footed). He has also defeated Voldemort, a crocodile, a dinosaur and much much more!

OHHHH PLEAS MALTE WEGBRATT PUT THE SLIPPER LONGER IN! Said the dragon
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte

by MalteWegbrattLover101<3 December 10, 2020

Malt Ball Malding

Malt Ball Malding refers to black bald people who mald (mald meaning angry and bald)

*bald black man getting angry*
Me: calm down, stop Malt Ball Malding

by boomergee. June 10, 2023