malp

(v.) to shoot water out of one's during the course of laughing ridiculously hard while unknowingly creating a word

Kellyn malped when she realized she misspelled 'lamp'.

by atticus ender September 7, 2007

the act of slaping from the forehead down to the chin. someone says something you dont give a fuck about. just *malp* them

"So i finally shaved my hairy ass legs todaa..."*malp*"....wtf?!"
"my mom died from a heart attaa" *malp* "are u kidding me">:(

by Dyleamiabecc May 26, 2010

Malpe

Malpe means a person who shags a lot of people also known a slag

by Cheesywang69 May 24, 2020

A random yogurt someone made in their dream, that is slightly pink and has crunchy chocolate balls in it similar to the "Whopper" candy.

I love malp flavored yogurt because I like crunchy balls in my mouth

by Dyl_The_Pill April 1, 2023

Hello Bascin Robins, Duncot Donuts, Taco Bell, Malp You.

by Best Best May 14, 2007

'May I help you?" in a more convenient form. Particularly useful for bartenders, waitstaff, and others in the service industry.

by Smashleighs November 12, 2013