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A random yogurt someone made in their dream, that is slightly pink and has crunchy chocolate balls in it similar to the "Whopper" candy.
I love malp flavored yogurt because I like crunchy balls in my mouth
Malp by Dyl_The_Pill March 31, 2023
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Hello Bascin Robins, Duncot Donuts, Taco Bell, Malp You.
Malp by Best Best May 29, 2007
the act of slaping from the forehead down to the chin. someone says something you dont give a fuck about. just *malp* them
"So i finally shaved my hairy ass legs todaa..."*malp*"....wtf?!"
"my mom died from a heart attaa" *malp* "are u kidding me">:(
malp by Dyleamiabecc May 25, 2010

malp you 

'May I help you?" in a more convenient form. Particularly useful for bartenders, waitstaff, and others in the service industry.
"Malp you?"
"Whiskey on the rocks, please."
malp you by Smashleighs November 11, 2013

Malpotusment

Malpotusement: A bad Presidential Administration. Mal in French is (bad) and the rest is easy to figure out.
Four years of malpotusment is long enough, but eight years of malpotusment is unfair punishment for everyone.

Malpotusment exists whenever the administration in government does not serve in the best interest and welfare of the majority of US citizens.
Malpotusment by Doublebogey August 24, 2006
I am so malpas today.
Malpas by DWyre123 December 2, 2018