Definitions by Dyleamiabecc
malp
the act of slaping from the forehead down to the chin. someone says something you dont give a fuck about. just *malp* them
"So i finally shaved my hairy ass legs todaa..."*malp*"....wtf?!"
"my mom died from a heart attaa" *malp* "are u kidding me">:(
"my mom died from a heart attaa" *malp* "are u kidding me">:(
malp by Dyleamiabecc May 25, 2010
Spauze
"GUESS WHAT! that guy over there never spauzed!"
"Wanna go spauze in my bedroom?"
"That piece of shit you just took is so long and spauze"
"Wanna go spauze in my bedroom?"
"That piece of shit you just took is so long and spauze"
Spauze by Dyleamiabecc March 28, 2010