Look at the size of the ass on that rubber mallet
Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout
Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet
Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout
Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet
by Megaflea February 10, 2011
A military phrase to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very moronic and stupid in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and being a general tool or one who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A asshole fool or cretin. Having low intelligence and or self esteem. Someone who has no purpose in life but to starve the world of oxygen and be a burden on others. A mallet being a tool for somebody that cannot be trusted to do anything but make little rocks from big rocks.
Kanye West is tweeting stupid shit and making himself look like a fucking Douche Mallet.
The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!
that butter bar Lieutenant is going to march us straight into a swamp....fucking douche mallet.
The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!
that butter bar Lieutenant is going to march us straight into a swamp....fucking douche mallet.
by SGT Bo June 22, 2014
by Cherry picker August 26, 2019
Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.
"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"
by JMC70 October 26, 2016
Robert Mallet is someone who is always on time with things and makes sure things get done. However, when it comes to school, he can get lazy. Robert loves fast food.
by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022
by tandortoots August 15, 2006
by Tinyradman April 13, 2018