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Mall Crawler 

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.
"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
Mall Crawler by 999WRLD August 2, 2020
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Mall22;

An under-cover taxi driver operating around the drug-infested streets of Scotland.

Maintaining an online life as someone who owns an extensive list of cars, when in fact, operating in a Nissan Primera.

A regular to the Urban Ultimatum of Chat Rooms, Chat-Buddy.

Frequenting the 'Gay Room' under the cover of darkness, he maintains homosexual, online relations.

Internet Troll who has brown skin.
Who's the only person in the Gay Room? -

It's Mall22!
Mall22 by VerminWatch May 13, 2013

Maldzheimer 

Maldzheimer is an word made during streaming the phenomenal game Jump King.

It is a combination of words mald and Alzheimer, such thing may happen when someone malds so much that he forgets something, especially the thing which caused the procces of malding.
Oh man Vojtěch is falling down again, he is so mald. He alt + F4 the game and suddenly gets back?! He is malding so hard that he got Maldzheimer, he forgot what made him angry and is going to continue playing.
Maldzheimer by Filamach December 25, 2019
Malding is a condition originating from Uganda, where the patient zero was found (circa) 1990. It is often described as the human version of molding. Certain tobacco products like Snus are said to enhance the effects of malding.

It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.
"so mald, so bald"

"Why doesnt he back off when i hit him twice? Fucking RNG man"
Mald by Sauha_ June 4, 2019

Maladaptive Daydreaming 

A term used to describe some or all of the following symptoms:

- Excessive daydreaming, to the point where one cannot, or has difficulties with, functioning properly in real life

- Purposeful removal of oneself from situations that interrupt, prevent or otherwise disrupt daydreaming

- Creation of various storylines within daydreams, usually filling the holes in one’s own life (arousal, feeling of purpose, heroism, a social life, etc.)

- Tiredness (often caused by preventing oneself from sleeping so there is more time to daydream)

- Inability, or hindered ability, to maintain focus on real life scenarios in favor of daydreaming

Maladaptive Daydreaming is often associated with other, official terms, such as depression, ADHD, PTSD, schizophrenia and more.

There is no prescription to take in order to solve maladaptive daydreaming. The best solution is to seek professional therapy. Therapy isn’t as scary as it sounds; they ask what the problem is, and then work with you to develop a solution. They will never judge you, and have several degrees on how to deal with these kinds of situations. If therapy is not an option, alternative solutions would be to create a vent for your ideas and desires to flow into (keeping a journal, sharing ideas with friends, achieving real life goals, etc.).

If you searched this because you think you have maladaptive daydreaming, please don’t ignore it. It can ruin your life.
I think I have maladaptive daydreaming....”

mall mouse 

A female character on the GTA World RP server which engages in the following:

- Lesbian ERP (sometimes straight)
- Owns one or many sports cars.
- Spends most their time at the Rockford Mall with other Mall Mice looking for ERP partners.
- Meows like a cat and wears cat ears.
- Scared of criminal RPers who prey on them.
Mall Mice are a unique species to GTA World and the LSPD protect mall mice so that illegal RPers may not hurt them - illegal RPers prey on them to take their money in robberies and they generally wish to cause harm to mall mice.
Mercy Winters was the biggest mall mouse on GTA World!
mall mouse by GTAWorldisDogShit December 6, 2022