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1.
A fag who is power hungry and leeches on other people's talent.
That ass jocky Maldon is fuckin our shit up again.
by otomayim January 13, 2007
 
2.
A shithole in the middle of Essex.

Here the family trees have loops instead of leaves.
On bus to Maldon: "I hope this bus crashes before I get back to Maldon".
by JimmyJimJim February 27, 2012
 
3.
A word to describe chocolately, caramel, whipped cream on top. With soft chewy chocolate chip cookies on the side. Arizona tea in a big cup. Beautiful potatos on the other side, with some fries.
Me: Yes, Trish. I would like more maldon.
Trish: Okay, here's some more maldon!
Me: YAY YUMMYNESS!
by Lee-ann November 11, 2007