Eli’s are typically very annoying and unfunny. Lacking humor runs in the genes of the name, and they 9 times out of 10 have the smallest dick you will ever see. Fuck you, Eli
by q hates eli October 29, 2020
A high value man, or HVM for short, is a man that is seen as highly valuable either to society or in a relationship (romantic/familial/friendship) to the opposite sex (women).
In most cases, the term is used to refer to a specific caliber of men that women value the most in the dating market. These men often fit certain archetypes of an alpha male; or have acquired certain attributes that fit into the currently-desired interpretation of a modern man.
These men are typically high-earners, of a high social status (or simply, not low status), traditional, fit or in shape, a desirable height, hygienic, successful in their own right or with a clear future vision of success, confident, assertive and masculine; funny, likeable, caring, intelligent, loyal, spontaneous and level-headed/emotionally strong.
Typically these men will not fit all these characteristics, but for most women, an acceptable amount or the most important of these will suffice and classify them as a HVM depending on their preferences.
Usually these men play the field and do not settle down or inversely don’t date at all; unless they find someone truly viable as a life-partner. There is a shortage of these men and a surplus of women who desire them, which is what often encourages being non-monogamous.
In most cases, the term is used to refer to a specific caliber of men that women value the most in the dating market. These men often fit certain archetypes of an alpha male; or have acquired certain attributes that fit into the currently-desired interpretation of a modern man.
These men are typically high-earners, of a high social status (or simply, not low status), traditional, fit or in shape, a desirable height, hygienic, successful in their own right or with a clear future vision of success, confident, assertive and masculine; funny, likeable, caring, intelligent, loyal, spontaneous and level-headed/emotionally strong.
Typically these men will not fit all these characteristics, but for most women, an acceptable amount or the most important of these will suffice and classify them as a HVM depending on their preferences.
Usually these men play the field and do not settle down or inversely don’t date at all; unless they find someone truly viable as a life-partner. There is a shortage of these men and a surplus of women who desire them, which is what often encourages being non-monogamous.
“Who’s that guy over there?”
“Oh him? That’s Calvin, he’s an attractive, young, high-earning entrepreneur that embodies everything else a women could want in a guy. A ‘high value male’ if you will.”
“Oh him? That’s Calvin, he’s an attractive, young, high-earning entrepreneur that embodies everything else a women could want in a guy. A ‘high value male’ if you will.”
by THEREALHYPEBOSS August 24, 2021
see also melvin. a man wearing pants so tight his genetalia are outlined to the naked eye looking much like the toe of a camel.
by Sherpa February 6, 2005
A high school located in Louisville, KY directly next to the airport (if that says anything) whose student body is made up of ratchet black girls and white trash boys. Their main exports are dropouts and crack whores. Seniors frequently have sex in their elevators with freshman and get their scholarships taken away because of it
Xavier : “Look at that hobo over there jerking off on the side of the road !”
Me: “Must be a dropout from Male High School.”
Me: “Must be a dropout from Male High School.”
by Izayah2pumpChump November 22, 2019
by SagelyPerson August 21, 2015
The male version of cameltoe. The unsightly result of "shifting" when wearing too tight pants. More popular in the 70's this look almost vanished with the popularity of baggy jeans in later decades. Fashion trends in the new millenium have unfortunately resulted in a resurgance of habitat for this condition.
by rstuart May 1, 2006
Any Cis-gender men who have/are the following
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite
- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic
- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite
- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic
- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open
by sydtoasty June 30, 2021