(noun) a code word used to describe the phenomenon, mainly undertaken by offensively posh and/or stuck up chaps, of using young children officially charged with the responsibility to wake one up in the morning to also stimulate the person being woken up's penis until ejaculation is reached.
chap 1: where's charlie? he's late.
chap 2: i think he went on a maldivian holiday this morning.
chap 1: oh the dirty old bastard! trust him!
chap 3 (charlie): sorry i'm a bit late lads, i had to go to matron for a clean up.
The Dhivehi (Maldivian) word for pussy, vagina, cunt.
eyna ge' findhu varar baaru
A talentless low level celebrity whose social status is either solely parasitic, or purely dependant on what they are willing to do or 'get out' for the cameras.
Proving herself to be a complete celebretard, despite laws prohibiting such Jordan got topless on a Maldivian beach.
means to swallow the love juice of a girl. Usually used in anger and its the Maldivian alternative for fuck you.
person 1: you're a whore!
person 2: uhh...fada boeh!
One of the coolest surnames to have since Desidirus shared it AND you have a University named after it. However, only the most unique combinations of confused individuals get to keep it.
Dude: So tell me a bit abt yourself?!
Dudette: Dad is Indian, Mom is Maldivian, Dad is Xtian, Mom is Muslim. Great grandfather is Hindu, Great grandmother is Dutch.
Dude: You're such an Erasmus!
it refers to the mothers female reproductive organ (namely, cunt, pussy, clits)
It is a slang used in anger in the Maldivian dialect to insult another person.
Thilhaa(you) amafui (mothers pussy)
Abbreviation for 'Farts In my opinion', usually used in forums or message boards online.
The word has a deep meaning and is not same as the Abbreviation IMO.
Also known as a Facebook Family Name which was founded by a Maldivian Girl.
i.e. Depend less on other people's opinion. Depend more on your opinion. & This is the reason why we say Fartsimo "Farts In My Opinion"