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4 definitions by tehwofl

Even other Damned fear the Malkavians. The cursed blood of their clan has polluted their minds, with the result that every last Malkavian across the world is incurably insane. What's worse, a Malkavian's madness can take nearly any form, from overpowering homicidal tendencies to near-catatonia. In many cases, there's no way to tell a Malkavian apart from the "sane" members of other clans. Those few whose psychoses are immediately obvious are among the most terrifying vampires to stalk the streets.
by tehwofl October 02, 2003
Of all vampires, the Gangrel are perhaps closest to their inner nature. These nomadic loners spurn the constraints of society, preferring the comfort of the wilderness. How they avoid the wrath of the werewolves is unknown; perhaps it has something to do with the fact that the Gangrel are themselves shapeshifters. When a mortal speaks of a vampire changing into a wolf or a bat, she is probably speaking of a Gangrel.
by tehwofl October 02, 2003
Clan/house/family Van-Derveld, a cadre of evil-doing werewolves. Use the darkside of the Force. Rumoured (I stress the rumour part of this) to be inbred.
You're almost as bad as those diabolical Van-Dervelds!
by tehwofl October 03, 2003
Jacob's woman. rowr.
Daiq is teh sexeh.
by tehwofl October 03, 2003