When your significant other is at work and you're "SICK" at home you can asking someone to come over and "MAKE YOU SOUP" meaning, I want to cheat on my partner while theyre at work.
"Wahhh im sick and Joey's at work. Someone come over and MAKESOUP for me "
A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be takenliterally or suggest that a deal has been made.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'