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The professional soccer league in the USA. Often abbreviated MLS. Equivalent to the English Premier League in England. The league consists of 27 teams:
Eastern Conference for Major League Soccer
Atlanta United FC, Mercedes-Benz stadium, 1st season 2017, sponsor: American Family Insurance
Chicago Fire FC, Soldier Field, 1st season 1998, sponsor: Motorola
FC Cincinnati, TQL Stadium, 1st season 2019, sponsor: Mercy Health
Columbus Crew SC, Mapfre Stadium, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Nationwide
DC United, Audi Field, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Leidos
Inter Miami CF, DRV PNK Stadium, 1st season 2020
CF Montreal (Formerly the Montreal Impact), Saputo Stadium, 1st season 2012, sponsor: BMO
Nashville SC, Nissan Stadium, 1st season 2020, sponsor: Renasant Bank
New England Revolution, Gillette Stadium, 1st season 1996, sponsor: United Healthcare
New York City FC, Yankee Stadium, 1st season 2015, sponsor: Ethiad
New York Red Bulls, Red Bull Arena, 1st season 1996, Sponsor: Red Bull
Orlando City SC, Exploria Stadium, 1st season 2015, Sponsor: Orlando Health
Philadelphia Union, Subaru Park, 2010, sponsor: Bimbo
Toronto FC, BMO Field, 1st season 2007, sponsor: BMO
Eastern Conference for Major League Soccer
Atlanta United FC, Mercedes-Benz stadium, 1st season 2017, sponsor: American Family Insurance
Chicago Fire FC, Soldier Field, 1st season 1998, sponsor: Motorola
FC Cincinnati, TQL Stadium, 1st season 2019, sponsor: Mercy Health
Columbus Crew SC, Mapfre Stadium, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Nationwide
DC United, Audi Field, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Leidos
Inter Miami CF, DRV PNK Stadium, 1st season 2020
CF Montreal (Formerly the Montreal Impact), Saputo Stadium, 1st season 2012, sponsor: BMO
Nashville SC, Nissan Stadium, 1st season 2020, sponsor: Renasant Bank
New England Revolution, Gillette Stadium, 1st season 1996, sponsor: United Healthcare
New York City FC, Yankee Stadium, 1st season 2015, sponsor: Ethiad
New York Red Bulls, Red Bull Arena, 1st season 1996, Sponsor: Red Bull
Orlando City SC, Exploria Stadium, 1st season 2015, Sponsor: Orlando Health
Philadelphia Union, Subaru Park, 2010, sponsor: Bimbo
Toronto FC, BMO Field, 1st season 2007, sponsor: BMO
Western Conference for Major League Soccer
Austin FC, Q2 Stadium, 1st season 2021, sponsor: YETI
Colorado Rapids, Dick's Sporting Goods Park, 1st season 1996
FC Dallas, Toyota Stadium, 1st season 1996, sponsor: MTX
Houston Dynamo FC, BBVA Stadium, 1st season 2006, sponsor: MD Anderson Cancer Center
Sporting Kansas City (Formerly Kansas City Wizards, Children's Mercy Park, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Victory Project
LA Galaxy, Dignity Health Sports Park, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Herbalife Nutrition
Los Angeles FC, Banc of California stadium, 1st season 2018, sponsor: FLEX Power Tools
Minnesota United FC, Allianz Field, 1st season 2017, sponsor: Target
Portland Timbers, Providence Park, 1st season 2011, sponsor: Alaska Airlines
Real Salt Lake, Rio Tinto Stadium, 1st season 2005. sponsor: LifeVantage
San Jose Earthquakes, PayPal Park, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Intermedia
Seattle Sounders FC, Lumen Field, 1st season 2009, sponsor: Zulily
Vancouver Whitecaps FC, BC Place (temporarily Rio Tinto Stadium), 1st season 2011, sponsor: Bell Canada
Austin FC, Q2 Stadium, 1st season 2021, sponsor: YETI
Colorado Rapids, Dick's Sporting Goods Park, 1st season 1996
FC Dallas, Toyota Stadium, 1st season 1996, sponsor: MTX
Houston Dynamo FC, BBVA Stadium, 1st season 2006, sponsor: MD Anderson Cancer Center
Sporting Kansas City (Formerly Kansas City Wizards, Children's Mercy Park, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Victory Project
LA Galaxy, Dignity Health Sports Park, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Herbalife Nutrition
Los Angeles FC, Banc of California stadium, 1st season 2018, sponsor: FLEX Power Tools
Minnesota United FC, Allianz Field, 1st season 2017, sponsor: Target
Portland Timbers, Providence Park, 1st season 2011, sponsor: Alaska Airlines
Real Salt Lake, Rio Tinto Stadium, 1st season 2005. sponsor: LifeVantage
San Jose Earthquakes, PayPal Park, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Intermedia
Seattle Sounders FC, Lumen Field, 1st season 2009, sponsor: Zulily
Vancouver Whitecaps FC, BC Place (temporarily Rio Tinto Stadium), 1st season 2011, sponsor: Bell Canada
by bmhorton May 14, 2021
noun. A secret about other people that can not be shared with other parties without the express written permission of the parties involved.
man 1: Did you hear about how Dave got that stripper fired last week?
man 2: Shut up, that's Major League Baseball.
man 2: Shut up, that's Major League Baseball.
by tedsghost July 16, 2008
The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018
Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
by Clarificationdood February 13, 2017
1. One who takes being a total dick to a new level.
2. A way to describe how much a particular situation is unfortunate.
2. A way to describe how much a particular situation is unfortunate.
That guy just dude just snatched my two drunk ladies, what a major league dick.
Oh, you are going to fail your biology class? That MLD, bro.
Oh, you are going to fail your biology class? That MLD, bro.
by SolarMoth January 7, 2011
Professional soccer in the United States. David Beckham came to play for the LA Galaxy, and they are still the worse team in the MLS, he is now hurt, and never plays.
by Charlie J. September 28, 2007