....It's a player that plays for the Houston soccer team...with a bright orange shirt...know as a Houston Dynamos!!...doop face(cough cough)
Like most other teams from Houston, their jealousy of FC Dallas is very evident. This despite the fact that the El Capitan Cannon Trophy usually resides in Dallas more than Houston. While the "Orange Turds" laud their MLS Cup Wins, most find it funny that of late seasons, they have risen to new levels of suckitude.
Being a Dynamo fan usually means that one is an alcoholic, smells like day old bacon, and usually takes it from behind.
Jim: "Mike, no matter how you say it, 'Dynamo' is a faggot name for a team."