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Malfucktion 

when the condom a guy is using breaks and his woman gets pregnant by accident.
Nicole wasn't ready for the malfucktion... now she is caring for twins.
Malfucktion by B*duB July 6, 2008
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Mallfucker 

The phrase 'mallfucker', meaning 'awesome' and generally used to describe a film, originated in Norwich city when they opened a cinema in the city mall. Good films would attract enough people to actually fill up the mall- fucking up the mall trade I guess.
Shaun of the Dead was a total mallfucker.

Troy didn't deserve to be labeled a mallfucker!
Mallfucker by MaLL November 18, 2004

mallfucker 

A term which evokes the feeling "Friggin Awesome"
Wordd bitch..."Phantoms" like a mallfucker! - Jay and Silent Bob
mallfucker by Alex April 23, 2005

Malfucktion 

A word you use when your computer or something related to computer technology has really fucks up.
"This piece of silicon junk had a malfucked!"
Malfucktion by o.O; May 13, 2005

malfucktion 

When technology thwarts your progress, when the internet or your computer doesn’t work.
This annoying website isn’t working, it’s already had several malfucktions today.
malfucktion by Etienne January 16, 2020
A word to use if you're sick of taking the time to say motherfucker. Plus it just has a better ring to it, and is superior to the crappy gangsta version mofu.
Scenrio with motherfucker:
Some asshole cuts you off on the highway. You lean out the window and yell "MOTHERFUCKER!" at him and by the time you finished yelling motherfucker he has thrown a tire iron at our head, knocking you out, and you crash and die.

Scenrio with malfuck:
Same thing happens on the highway. You lean out and yell "MALFUCK!" and have time to squeze back into the window while a tire iron goes zooming past your head. You run the son-of-a-bitch off the road.
malfuck by Izz The Frizz January 14, 2008