mahoo 

Mahoo is Hawaiian slang for a homosexual.

"I couldn't believe it when I found out my cousin was mahoo."

mahoo by hitokage May 9, 2005

Mahoo 

1. A word to express any emotion ranging from agreement to defeat depending on the rise and lowering of its pronounciation. Also used as "mahoo'en" or "mahoo'ed"

Janice was all mahoo'ed out.

"Should we stop?" "Mahoo."

Mahoo by kelly August 8, 2004

Mahoo 

A word created in Massachusetts in the early 1980s to denote a mentally retarded individual, or a "Special Education" student.

Pronunciation is heavily stressed on the second syllable: "Ma-HOO!".

Hey MaHOO!

Mahoo by Insomniac Girl November 30, 2010

Mahoo 

an unexpected blowjob in your friend's backyard. You just invited the boys over for a little bonfire. And now your homie is getting domed on the patio.

Fake board man out here getting that Mahoo right now

Mahoo by YSL Jon Ashley October 17, 2019

Mahoo 

A verb means you did something to show your hate for the band daft punk. such as saying the band sucks

You act like you mahoo, what a loser.

Mahoo by CreeperGamingfan1997 August 4, 2022

father mahoo hoo shaboo 

God. That about covers it.

He is a weebl'er from the weebl and bob forums.

FMHS: I am god, your mum.

father mahoo hoo shaboo by santa June 2, 2004

Darsh Mahoo

A golf shot that results in negative progress toward the hole.

Usually caused by:

• Tree rebounds
• Putt that roles back
• Steep sand bunker shot that roles back
• The golf gods personally intervening

The term was coined by the not-so legendary golfer Cody Fish, who hit a beautiful 5 iron into a tree so hard the ball rolled back past him. Witnesses report that upon impact he shouted “Darsh!” and when the ball rolled back past his feet, he quietly added “…Mahoo.”

In advanced analytics, a Darsh Mahoo is recorded as –X yards gained.

Congrats man, you just gained –12 yards on that shot. Certified Darsh Mahoo.

Darsh Mahoo by Mahooseph March 9, 2026