A fine specimen of human. One in a billion. Come to him with ya problems they’ll go in the bin, come to him with ya solutions then you got yourself a friend. Simple but he is very bizarre, something not mainstream. Mahalomahn is the missing thing in your life, unfortunately there aren’t many of them out there, come to think of it there’s only one. Three words to describe him, “a limited edition”.
ITS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS!!! MOTHA TRUCKAS GET SOME MC PROGERIA AT THE MIC, RIPPIN LIKE A CHAIN SAW, YEA THAT PROGRERIA LIKE BE PRO AT BEING GERIAN, YEAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIIII FLAVA FLAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV A-TOWN WHATS UP, USHEER!!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.