Sun: MUAHAHAH YOU CAN'T KILL ME
Bully Maguire: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
*freezes the sun*
Earth: NOOOOOO YOU KILLED MY FATHER
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem
*burns earth to a crisp*
Bully Maguire: *does the bully maguire dance in Shreks dimension*
Bully Maguire: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
*freezes the sun*
Earth: NOOOOOO YOU KILLED MY FATHER
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem
*burns earth to a crisp*
Bully Maguire: *does the bully maguire dance in Shreks dimension*
by WestriderNilo0879 January 20, 2022
A phenomenal actor and producer who has starred in various films like Brothers, the Spider-Man Trilogy, The Great Gatsby, and Seabiscuit. He is especially known around the world for his definitive portrayal of Spider-Man/Peter Parker. Tobey Maguire stands out from other actors as a result of his incredible ability to convey emotion through his face which earned him a golden-globe nomination. You can tell what he’s feeling and why just by looking at his face which is a hard feat to pull off consistently. Recently he’s transitioned into a producer who runs “Material Pictures,” with two recent financial success that have both been bought by Amazon (and consequently are available on Amazon Prime) like Brittany Runs A Marathon (2019) and Duked (2020).
Girlfriend: Leave me alone
Boyfriend: Come on, let me help you out.
Girlfriend: You don't know what I'm feeling!
Boyfriend: Girl, you’re Tobey Maguire. I know exactly what you’re feeling.
Boyfriend: Come on, let me help you out.
Girlfriend: You don't know what I'm feeling!
Boyfriend: Girl, you’re Tobey Maguire. I know exactly what you’re feeling.
by CristianoMuller March 2, 2021
mary jane watson: harry jus broke up with me
bully maguire: i missed the part where that’s my problem
bully maguire: i missed the part where that’s my problem
by lengstyll April 18, 2022
To be Harry Maguire is to be a Footballing Genius
Interviewer: Who’s better Maguire or Maldini?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “ I’ll go for Maguire”
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “ He’s simply a genius and no one comes close to his footballing ability “
Interviewer: Who’s better Maguire or Maldini?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “ I’ll go for Maguire”
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “ He’s simply a genius and no one comes close to his footballing ability “
by Amazing 1356 October 15, 2022
An uncrowned king that should win a ballon d'or. Currently plays for Manchester United, and always find a way to make a fair 11 versus 11 match into a 10 to 12 match. His way to change the game is appreciated by football fans all around, and he is also called the Fridge/Freezer sometimes.
Person 1: I have to thank Harry Maguire for securing our win last night.
Person 2: What? I thought you support Man City
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: What? I thought you support Man City
Person 1: Exactly.
by whyyoutrippin March 14, 2022
by Baron Von Hugen Dongen July 14, 2021
A man who with just a simple tweet or acknowledgment, his voice and extremely good looks woo any girl.
by fiftyshadesoffangirls March 25, 2015